Country Bumpkin

all my life I’ve lived on a farm
workin' with my pop, y’see
and all that time it was very fine
he taught many lessons to me
but when I got out, my head was empty
and I thought "man what a rip!"
all my life I’m dumb as rock
so lets go cowtip

well me and john deere had a few cases of beer
and went lookin for some trouble one day
when I ran across a cat that was blind as a bat
and armed with pepper spray
so I sized 'im up and I sized 'im down
and decided "I c’take this dude"
so I shot him in the head makin sure he was dead
and took him home for food

and they all laugh and say every single day
you are nothin' but a country bumpkin
every single day that is what they say
you are nothin' but a country bumpkin
country bumpkin!

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